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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
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    Everything I learn about him is against my will.

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      He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

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        That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.

        What the fuck.

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          It’s real.

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            Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn’t be real. It’s bananas.

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        “I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)”

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          You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw

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        I already knew that, unfortunately!

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        in his youth he would eat roadkill.

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