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Calling these people “weird” does a disservice to all good and honest weird people all over the world.
Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time
The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
Holy…
This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.
Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?
Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago
Wait, that can’t be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.
Everything I learn about him is against my will.
He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive
That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.
What the fuck.
Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn’t be real. It’s bananas.
“I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)”
You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw
I already knew that, unfortunately!
in his youth he would eat roadkill.
Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??
The only things I’ve heard are from here on lemmy and it’s obvious I don’t need to look more into him, he’s somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that’s the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it’s all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn’t so deeply morally corrupt like the, what’s now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It’s fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven’t looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he’s part of that too so please correct me if I’m wrong.
There’s no need to waste any time thinking about that guy. He’s just a huge piece of shit doing shitty things to America, similar to most of the pedo-hitler administration, but usually weirder.
He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn’t really around.
I’ve completely lost respect for her
She’s always been a talentless gold digger.
Men will do anything to avoid seeing a therapist.
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
This wins the Not the Onion gold medal
Oddly introspective
I suppose while doing weird things is a wonderful time to notice it’s a pattern for your family.
Look, usually I am just as much “fuck trump” as anyone else l, but seriously, how many of you would honestly just let a perfectly good racoon penis go to waste?
Its just that I usually take the whole racoon
That doesn’t bother me at all. I come from a biologist family, and this is unusual, but not morally wrong, and it speaks to curiosity. Unfortunately, his curiosity didn’t extend to developing a working understanding of science or biology, and he turned into a conspiracy theorist with a complete lack of self-criticism.
So now, instead of becoming a scientist, he’s destroying the practice of science in the USA.
hes totally in the pseudoscience. even someone with a science background isnt going around cutting off dead animals penises. he also chose the animal with the most dangerous pathogens too.
Maybe the brain worm came from taste-testing raccoon cock rather than snorting coke off toilet seats. Just the type of intrepid thinker we want in charge of the Health Department, heh.
he loves to drip methylene blue into his drink, the least natural way to “have an organic” diet.
Maybe people who mutilate the genitals of dead animals aren’t actually future scientists?
Worth thinking about.
I keep thinking about that guy that had to shutter his political career because of one awkward yell at a campaign rally. Or Al Franken. How did we get from there to here?
Don’t forget Al “I invented the Internet” Gore. What actually happened was: Al Gore as a young senator was shown ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. He then wrote the High Performance Computing Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the Internet as we know it today. During the 2000 presidential election cycle, he gave an interview in which he stated that he “took the initiative in creating the Internet” – a perfectly reasonable claim that went unremarked upon at the time. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove dug up the interview and orchestrated a smear campaign through which Gore was supposed to have claimed to have “invented the Internet” and the rest is history.
Democrats do not sabotage their careers by yelling weirdly or being photographed with their tiny heads sticking out of tanks. They are assassinated (just politically, usually) by a savage and ruthless enemy.
Imagine being 18 years old and this kind of insanity is all you’ve ever known.
My heart breaks for Zoomers and younger.
AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH
Fucking classic
Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “
Or something like that.
I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.
So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.
We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.
Trump told a lot of stupid, hateful people that their bigotry and ignorance weren’t merely justified, they were righteous in their beliefs
He told them that their hatred made them better than the people they fear
He promised them that he would hurt the people they dislike, and they’re hoping that they’ll get to hurt them too
And too many people in the US are stupid, ignorant, afraid and full of hatred
I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn’t actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can
'tdefinitively say.[edit] found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.
It was a different time back then.
I promise that, because of the way he acts towards animals, he has killed and eaten people
Wakes up
I should open up Lemmy while I make coffee
Sees this travesty of a headline
Well, back to bed for me!
Hour long speech by John Barrymore deserves sharing
Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think “yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living”???
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.
This is the ELI5 many others need. So please note that most Americans are literal hostages in this quagmire of idiocy.
Don’t forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.
Or the dead bear he casually dropped in Central Park
of the creek of shit he decided to swim in with his kids. American health is literally up shit’s creek.
He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.
They’ll let him do anything.
Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.
hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.
I mean, despite all of that he’s still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP’s take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump’s.
How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare?
Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.
I think this is just what happens when republican men don’t feel like they can be bisexual.
This is WEIRD, right?
I mean I know there are professions and hobbies where cutting the penis off an animal carcass is just another Tuesday. I assume there are (or have been) cultures where this sort of thing tracks. But, this isn’t a normal thing for people to think about doing, let alone do, right? Or am I the weirdo and literally it’s super common to play with the penis of dead animals?
Like, I’m not intentionally being ablest or anything, so feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.
And in all fairness, I haven’t read the private journals to know the details of this “absurd scenario” and given the subject matter, I don’t think it’s anything I’d want to read, the headline is more than enough to be off putting. So, there is that.
It’s RFK Jr. This is just another day for him.
He took a beached whale carcass’ head, threw it on top of his car, and the “juices” leaked in through the window on his kids.
He dumped a dead bear cub in central park and left a bike on top just to make it look weird, as a “prank”.
He snorted cocaine off the toilet seat according to himself.
And this is the stuff he openly talks about, I’m convinced you can search “RFK Jr animal story” with damn near any animal and you’ll find something.
The top health authority of the United States of Merica!
Man this is like a 4/10 on the scale of “weird shit RFK jr. has done with a dead animal”
what does it take for a person get institutionalized
Well if you’re a Kennedy, then a having a vagina and an interest in boys will get you a lobotomy…
well thank God for having a penis and a worm instead, and only an interest in collecting carcasses in whole or part
Family and friends who know you and care about you and are worried… Or cops.
Unfotunately this dude doesn’t seem to have a basic support network and the cops serve him.
theres none for worms.
It has been said that in times of trouble, the arts flourish. I don’t know how true that is, but of all the tributes I’ve seen to the batshit crazy that is RFK Jr, I think our own @Formfiller@lemmy.world has captured RFK Jr’s true self best in the most fitting artistic memorialization I’ve seen yet:
Thanks! I’m displaying it on a toilet at my student art show
