You shag one ghost and you’re tagged for life!

Crusher eying up those chains 😩

Bev would say no, because it’s not green and saucy enough, but it’s unclear what Tom Paris would think. He might prefer the traditional Dickens (ref: Fair Haven), but might also gravitate towards the cheesy Bill Murray “Scrooged” (a la Capt. Proton).

I’m gonna have to say that Tom Parris would go for the Dickensian version, just because he prefers the long play, especially considering his character growth through the series. However, it might still be a bit more goofy than one would traditionally expect.