On an unrelated note, sometimes I like to peel off my actual real life girlfriends skin to see what makes her tick.
A man looking for companionship … drains the energy of a small nation and is still unable to find love
Wait, i can only get so erect
Hot damn, look at that RAM!
it’s higher than ever bby
“Oh, baby… you’re even hotter like this.”
Is it acceptable to use thermal paste as lube?
Sounds like you’re ready to get hot
Thermal paste is fine but keep that liquid metal away from me
DLS-Ass 😎
I want someone who says stupid shit that I can’t fuck?
If she really were my girlfriend she would share that RAM with me.
The lonely RAM epidemic
Clean Girl trend be like:
I love it when she doesn’t wear makeup.
Damn baby you open 100 tabs at a time with that thing?
