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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If he don’t partake, how do we know he’s not a cop

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      cop baby

      • DisasterTransport@startrek.website
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        for a second i thought that was day[9]

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      If you ask he has to tell you legally

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        My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
        I hope you know sign language, suckers…

    • Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world
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      You give him a line of baby powder without telling him to see if he’s a narc.

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    genius - now make one with an elderly person “Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be” - “dont let grandparents decide your future” “even if they want to”

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      Ya know… there’s age restrictions the first parts of one’s life… why the fuck not that last parts of their life?

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    But I don’t know of a single Boss Baby who doesn’t do lines of cocaine. They don’t become CEOs by doing normal baby things.

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    Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.

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    smdh first er doctors give babies cocaine, and now they say its bad for them? make up ur damn mind!!!111

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    Don’t tell me how to take care of my kids its my choice not yours.

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