UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前New Polycule Just Droppedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down111cross-posted to: political_weirdos@lemmy.world
arrow-up1238arrow-down1imageNew Polycule Just Droppedlemmy.worldUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前message-square56linkfedilinkcross-posted to: political_weirdos@lemmy.world
minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·1 个月前“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·1 个月前Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay. To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 个月前Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 个月前You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 天前Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·29 天前Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 天前Lol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
minus-squarepomegranatefern@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 个月前As opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·29 天前They put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
Isn’t that gay or something?
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
Lol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
As opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
They put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
Illegal exotic women……