• pech@lemmy.world
    16·
    3 days ago

    🎶 “the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I take smoking hot nudes on company time” 🎶

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      13·
      3 days ago

      🎶 “Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickle - that’s why I sit here and play with my pickle!” 🎶

      • pech@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 days ago

        Is it technically wage theft if the wages you’re “stealing” are your own? 🤔🤔 The Luigi in me says “no” lol

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          2 days ago

          Yeah, I think technically it’s just employee theft, but I’m a little bit unclear on the distinction between that and embezzlement…

          • pech@lemmy.world
            3·
            2 days ago

            I’m choosing blind optimism and going to imagine it’s like Robinhood, but taking beautiful pictures instead of outputting labor. It makes better sense in my head lol

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
    3·
    2 days ago

    This appears in /all, and Of all the things, I feel that this is a really cheap shot, because being a scientist only makes you hotter 😖

    I was neither planning horny, nor expecting to see a favorite Lemmy user like this 😯

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      2 days ago

      LMAO hey, how’s it going?

      Yeah, originally I was gonna have a separate account for being an e-thot but then I was too lazy. Welcome to the other side of being a big lemmy nerd!

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
        2·
        2 days ago

        I work fast, but chores pile up faster 🫤

        Anyway, I should find a community to post in, seeing people salivate over you IS fun!

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          2 days ago

          Ugh, sympathies. The pile of tea mugs on my desk that I’ve been putting off dealing with is starting to reach a height that could be life-threatening should it ever collapse on me…

          And you totally should! It’s surprisingly fulfilling to give back to communities you enjoy. Even if you’re not taking your clothes off while you do it.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      2 days ago

      I wouldn’t complain if someone was paying me to take my CompTIA+ certs. God those are tedious…

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      11·
      3 days ago

      Dude it’s so great. Unfortunately fuels the anti-social tendencies, but man besides slowly going feral there are 0 downsides…

      • bendovertherainbow@fedinsfw.appEnglish
        5·
        3 days ago

        If taking hot pics is your form of feral, I’m going with 0 downsides total!

        But I get what you mean on the antisocial tendencies. I’d rather be home. And naked.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      4·
      2 days ago

      Seriously. There’s a few things I miss about being in the office - being able to just draw something on a whiteboard in a room with people is immensely convenient and some people are just bad at communicating any way that isn’t face-to-face, but god damn it’s preferable for pretty much every other reason…

  • FluyOnTheWall@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    3 days ago

    I love your hips in this!

    By the way: do you use a tripod or is there some sort of out-of-frame gymnastics going on?

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      4·
      2 days ago

      Thank you! they came out looking -really- nice in this photo. Like I know its vain but damn girl.

      When I don’t have a photographer I use either my Gorillapod (which is what I did here) or I exploit the joint hypermobility in ways that get me yelled at by my physical therapist. Really love that gorillapod tho, had that thing for ~10 years and it’s still holding up.

      • FluyOnTheWall@fedinsfw.appEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        Come to think of it “Do things that would get you yelled at by a physical therapist” is pretty good advice for most things sex-related. :D

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          4·
          2 days ago

          In theory yeah, but you wouldn’t believe what a moodkiller it is to ask your partner to reduce your shoulder mid-fucking. That first meaty pop and the boner just vanishes…

            • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
              2·
              2 days ago

              To be fair, it’d open up a whole lot of weird positions if he at least didn’t mind doing it.

              • goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                2·
                2 days ago

                Imagining your appointment with your therapist, with them just giving an exasperated sigh and a ‘you found someone into it didn’t you’.

                Also if you did find someone into it, for all our sakes I hope they’d also be up for taking some pictures of said positions!

                • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
                  1·
                  22 hours ago

                  I’ve been so good about not doing suspension while my joints are so messed up, but damn the temptation is real