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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    18 hours ago

    I’m only 90% sure this is fake.

  • nroth@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Is this a shitpost or real?

  • blitzen@lemmy.ca
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    I actually think it’s a pretty big miss that we didn’t have a $250 bill planned for the country’s 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

    Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

    Edit: upon further thought, Revere should be on a silver coin.

    • stringere@sh.itjust.works
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      Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

      John Brown is probably too controversial but, damn, that’d be something to see.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

      Also let’s get a $3 bill with Harvey Milk or Brenda Howard on it, just for the fun of it.

      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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        FDR threw 100,000 Americans into concentration camps. Get his fascist ass off the dime.

      • blitzen@lemmy.ca
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        We need a POC on a bill, but Teddy is pretty cool too. My third favorite Republican.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          True. I’d propose WEB DuBois, but he’d probably be insulted. Nat Turner would be the most based option, you could include a line like “the struggle for freedom is the birthright of all mankind” next to his face. Though that would work with Tubman as well. Tubman is the obvious choice of course and I do hope she wins, but it’s good to also think of others who deserve to be considered.

          Actually the perfect never going to happen would be Lucy Parsons

        • syreus@lemmy.world
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          Or maybe we just stop putting faces on bills. We have all kinds of natural wonders we could put on the bills instead.

    • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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      We used to have much much larger bills

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        They were yuge! Yoomungus! These guys would come up to me with tears in their eyes (these were strong, burly MEN) and they would say “these bills are too big Mr. President! Look at the size of them! We need bigger pockets mr. President! Please help us!!”

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      I ain’t givin’ you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

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  • GarboDog@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

  • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
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    18 hours ago

    There’s this bridge I’m not using much lately. I’m throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

    • Ivan Overdrive@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16 hours ago

      Connective real estate. Think about it. It’s just there waiting for an innovator like you to swoop in and own it. Jump on this opportunity right now! Someone more innovative might pounce before you do!

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    The pedo bill.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    Inventing new bills because you can’t control inflation

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Y’all ever see that Trevor Noah/Daily Show bit about how T is America’s first African Dictator president? From back in 2016?

      Yeah, me neither.

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    Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?

  • borQue@lemmy.zip
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    22 hours ago

    as if the dollar isn’t falling fast enough

    • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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      21 hours ago

      tRuSt ThE pLaN /s

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    See the problem with posts on Trump these days is that I genuinely do not know if it is a joke or a real post.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      That post is a fake. But it is based on a bit of truth.

      https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-250-bill-c48e35fd945fe7983c7481b2fbd6416c

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/05/28/trump-250-bill-pushed-by-treasury-appointees/

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      it’s all a joke

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        Trump is the harmful kind of joke, like those that perpetuate racist stereotypes.

      • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        US being the punchline.

        • Klear@piefed.world
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          Emphasis on “punch”.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Does he ever write out the J of his name?

    • dan1101@lemmy.world
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      After he posted himself as Jesus I won’t be surprised by much.

    • josephc@lemmy.ml
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      This is definitely a joke. Taking something to an absurd extreme is a valid source of humor and I feel like this does a solid job of parody. Nice little references thrown in, too.

      At the same time, Poe’s Law: “Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.”

      • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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        The problem is these days, reality is so absurd that this is actually pretty believable.

      • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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        It’s not really possible to out extreme the everyday reality of a president trump.

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        Overton window of humor keeps getting pushed further and further away from its “natural” center

    • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      I came to the comments to find out. The “2” will probably draw more fools like me in.

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      He would never fully write out his middle name

  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      You know it’s fake because he would have used his mugshot

    • faerbit@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m quite certain, that this is a parody account. But it’s a testament to the platform (Xitter) that I cannot check that.

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    ALADEEN the ALADEEN

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