This fiddle is way too big to express how little I care.
I still think this is the world’s tiniest cello, and not a violin.
Or perhaps viola da gamba.
Look at the gams on that thing!
Nah, that’s some kinda bug, bro.
Can you say, “rug pull”?
It’s still above the IPO price so it has plenty more to fall.
The Lemmy community expresses heartfelt sympathy for these dumb losers but really if you are an investor that let’s day to day swings on a single stock ruin your day you need to find a new way to invest.
Oh dear! Nobody could possibly have seen that coming!
It’s going to stay overpriced because retail investors will keep it pumped because they think it will make them millionaires.
No, it will stay overpriced because it becomes a part of the NASDAQ 100 on 7/6 and 401ks are then legally required to buy it.
awww shucks…
hinting at even more drama as investors struggle to make sense of Musk’s space-and-AI behemoth.
There is no way for it to make sense. It’s just dumb fucking insanity. Rocket company + subpar bullshit machine + Nazi chat room is not a real company. Soon they’ll combine with former car company who makes sub-par robots, making it even more stupid. Fuck all this shit.
I sold my NASDAQ index fund. So glad the S&P passed.
S&P almost certainly index companies that are exposed anyways. Get the fuck out of tech.
I for one, can not wait to be forced into breeding so my great great grandchildren can continue pay for the SpaceX government bailout of 2028!
That’s a manga I would read
Not if they got in at the IPO price of $135. It’s currently at $162, which is significantly higher than the already ridiculous IPO price and the index inclusion hasn’t even happened yet.
