𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square409linkfedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down110
arrow-up1241arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square409linkfedilink
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·2 months agoI’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
minus-squarefork@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoI was gonna say a percentage of how close they are to their next fart, lol.
minus-squareVenia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·2 months ago«WARNING: FART INCOMING»
minus-squareVenia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNo, I can tank it. </lotr>
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoElevators just got a lot more stressful
minus-squarefork@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoFor them maybe. You gata stare them down as they get to 100% so they know you know. Assert dominance and then fart before they do.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIt would be fun to publically count down lol.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoNo good, you’ve gotta go by volume. 2,578,016 cubic meters of fart.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDo we get a prize for having the highest number? Asking for a friend
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoA recent number would be more useful; last hour, last day. They might have had a food intolerance in the past which pushed the number stratospheric which they have since learned to avoid (Me, wheat)
I’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
I was gonna say a percentage of how close they are to their next fart, lol.
«WARNING: FART INCOMING»
MOVE OUT OF THE A.O.E.!!!
No, I can tank it. </lotr>
Elevators just got a lot more stressful
For them maybe. You gata stare them down as they get to 100% so they know you know. Assert dominance and then fart before they do.
It would be fun to publically count down lol.
No good, you’ve gotta go by volume. 2,578,016 cubic meters of fart.
Do we get a prize for having the highest number?
Asking for a friend
A recent number would be more useful; last hour, last day. They might have had a food intolerance in the past which pushed the number stratospheric which they have since learned to avoid
(Me, wheat)