Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment’s notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I’d even listen1 if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.
filthy rich, and access to the world’s best sports science and putting in some effort to use it.
So he has at least one single actual merit: He did exercise.
Oh… uh, hmmm… gee… thanks?
we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don’t recall any getting flushing mechanisms.
Batman takes the metro after a long night fighting crime. His feet hurt. He just wants to sit for a few minutes. Why is no one offering Batman a seat?
What if some crazy shit breaks out? Can’t have Batman all relaxed and unprepared.
Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment’s notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I’d even listen1 if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.
To be fair Batman has no superpowers either. Except being a filthy rich guy.
filthy rich, and access to the world’s best sports science and putting in some effort to use it.
So he has at least one single actual merit: He did exercise.
Not all heroes wear capes!
i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.
we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made. pregnant lady can pee later
Oh… uh, hmmm… gee… thanks?
we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don’t recall any getting flushing mechanisms.
what’s a mechanism
Nope, Edna won’t make them anymore.
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Looks like the “Put Kevlar specific glue on the seat” plan is a bust…
Everyone knows he has high quality Bathotics.