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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

The purest method actor

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The purest method actor

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    The Rock is cooked.

    With the exception of Polynesian-specific roles like in Moana, Bautista can play every character the Rock can, and so many more.

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      The Rock is cooked.

      “Dwayne Johnson’s net worth is estimated at $800 million as of 2026.”

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        Sigh, I wish I was so well cooked.

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          I would settle for half as well cooked.

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            Let’s be honest, 0.1% of that would be life changing for anyone reading this

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              0,1% of $800M = $800K, life changing for sure.

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                That sure makes it sound like 800 million is a lot more money than any one individual should be worth while folks are homeless, starving, and dying without care.

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                Even 8k for me would help me get out of my current gutter. 80k would be life changing money, even if I still would need to keep job searching.

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                Someone who’s better with money than me could probably retire on a well-invested $800k in my country.

                I don’t mean retire at retirement age when you get the national pension too. I mean retire at any age and withdraw a sensible amount so that it keeps growing.

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            Yeah, I cpuld be a raw version of that and be fine.

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          Most of us would be delighted if the wish were for a simple hug.

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        More like “well done”

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        Yes and where does one to go to become “cooked”, just so I know how not to end up there of course.

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      Can you smell that the Rock is cooked?

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      Bautista would not have worked in The Other Guys. He’s too good an actor.

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