That’s what they call a “Pavement Princess,” basically a truck that is done up to be useless as a truck, and will never climb anything bigger than a curb at the local waffle house.
Honestly, this doesn’t even rise to the level of ‘pavement princess’.
A pavement princess is a truck with a legitimate (or legitimate-looking) off-road build, but which is squeaky clean and has never seen a single speck of dirt in its life, exclusively used for posing and looking ‘cool’ on road. Often, they might have hidden weak spots (such as not upgrading axles and driveshafts to be able to handle larger tires properly), and those weak spots would make them actually kind of suck off road. But they at least look like legitimate off-road builds.
This brodozer shit, though, doesn’t even get that far. It doesn’t even look like an off-road build. It’s just made to be Manspreading: the car.
That’s what they call a “Pavement Princess,” basically a truck that is done up to be useless as a truck, and will never climb anything bigger than a curb at the local waffle house.
Honestly, this doesn’t even rise to the level of ‘pavement princess’.
A pavement princess is a truck with a legitimate (or legitimate-looking) off-road build, but which is squeaky clean and has never seen a single speck of dirt in its life, exclusively used for posing and looking ‘cool’ on road. Often, they might have hidden weak spots (such as not upgrading axles and driveshafts to be able to handle larger tires properly), and those weak spots would make them actually kind of suck off road. But they at least look like legitimate off-road builds.
This brodozer shit, though, doesn’t even get that far. It doesn’t even look like an off-road build. It’s just made to be Manspreading: the car.