Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down11
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 days agoWell, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-29 days agoI also have a two-for-one deal.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoNow that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days ago payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
who is nick
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.