Section Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 days agoHR training is always so hard 😭lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1286arrow-down1imageHR training is always so hard 😭lemmy.blahaj.zoneSection Ratio General@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square32linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·6 days ago“Bad slug! Look at the mess you’ve made for the cleaning crew!” *nat d20 salt toss
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days agoNat 20 toss? Half the salt goes straight in his eyes, the other half hits his mouth during an inhale, filling his lungs Ethan takes 4d6 poison damage and is blinded
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoYou then watch in horror as Ethan grows a visible boner.
minus-squareviking@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoI think Ethan’s the kind of guy who would clean up after himself.
“Bad slug! Look at the mess you’ve made for the cleaning crew!” *nat d20 salt toss
Nat 20 toss?
Half the salt goes straight in his eyes, the other half hits his mouth during an inhale, filling his lungs
Ethan takes 4d6 poison damage and is blinded
You then watch in horror as Ethan grows a visible boner.
I think Ethan’s the kind of guy who would clean up after himself.