I’d rather go with astrology than superheroes. Astrology has some deep lore

I was born a War Machine but I’m a Batman at heart

Does any comic fan actually wish to BE Spider-Man? Like sure, Spider-Man fan all the way, but sitting in his shoes? Parker luck and all? Nah.

I think I’d rather be any other supe in the chart; Trauma-cases Wolverine and Batman included.

Be born in July and get free gender reasignment!