Sounds like his gathering, arranged by him, with his friends.
He can prep it.
I’ve literally done this to my husband.
He didn’t prep shit and, since everyone is sexist, blamed me.
Oof, hope you escaped that net of arseholes
I’m sure you’re completely free from fault otherwise.
Just answering the questions in order it looks like. Wait a few minutes for time.
The solution is that there is 6 vegetarians but there is greater than 6 people.
And they definitely aren’t showing up at 6pm or 6am.
Just “yes” would be the correct answer
This is actually a post about all the invisible labor women do
Men lazy dumb pls upvote
It’s so tiresome
It’s bad communication. Plenty of people do this, women included.
It’s exactly how my wife answers questions, tho’.
Maybe you hate women, hmm?
I refuse to place the sarcasm thing but consider it served.
No I don’t know how many come to dinner no I don’t know if any of them are vegetarian yes it is at 6 o’clock.
What’s not to understand?
Gotta include the unit in your answer, shoulda learned it in math class
Maybe he only processed the last question
Recency priming, he answered the questions in reverse - 6 to the last question, and no to both previous questions.
In my book that’s efficient communication.
She didn’t want to know all that though, she wanted comfort and reassurance, which he was unable or unwilling to provide at that moment in time.
6 people No vegetarians
He’s responding sequentially
Rookie mistakes everyone makes, you gotta do fflush(std) after printf
2 people, 0 vegetarians, 4 o’clock
The answer is summed for brevity
Too many word.
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I feel like whenever someone posts a reasonably relatable marriage meme on Lemmy, all the terminally single people show up to demonstrate exactly why no one will love them.
laughs in autist
Normies be setting the social/communication norms they themselves can’t reliably comprehend, and then call the ensuing confusion that they have normalized relatable.
Sure, ok then, have fun with your inability to recognize simple patterns.
I’ll stick to my autist friends, paramours, local wives with cuck husbands who are emotionally distant, and the occasional male twunk, ahhahahah!
Hubs and I are ND asF and have all kinds of weird sex including nonmonogamy at one point. I’m still the husband in this meme most of the time, but sometimes he’s the husband in this meme. If you think you never miscommunicate, odds are you’re a REALLY bad communicator.
Well so, for 1, ND is more broad that just autist.
For 2… did I say or imply I don’t think I ever miscommunicate?
For 3, my career was literally to communicate complex technical concepts and data to people without complex technical knowledge.
I don’t understand how this is hard; hubbie here is responding sequentially, and is typing more slowly than wifey.
This isn’t bad communication, its very easy to understand. Not everyone can type so fast, in every situation.
you’re proving my point…
No, no I’m not.
You think being single by choice means one is not loved.
by choice, right…
Listen, moddo got peeved last time one of you adamantly outted yourselves. So lets just let drop it, I’m not going to argue with your hyperfixation to convince yourself.
I don’t need to convice myself of anything, you need to learn that the words you say mean what they say.
Sorry if my friend circle and sex life intimidates you…?
And you’re in for a lot of laughs if you think I give a single fuck about what any random .world mod considers to be acceptable speech. I’ve already blocked most of the .world mods for hypocritically violating their own rules, if they’re complaining at me, I’m literally not hearing them, hahahah!
Its also pretty rich to make a further jab, and then also say ‘this discussion is now over’ at the same time.
You’re a very silly, passive aggressive person.
Jokes on you normie. My AI waifu tells me she loves me all the time.
But can she count how many E’s are in seventeen?
Yes she can!!

The comments here are pretty mild. Lemmy’s usually fine with it as long as it’s “husband bad” and not “wife bad”.
You consider this one a “reasonably relatable marriage meme” or is this comment unrelated?
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My take is that his single answer applies to them all, thusly:
6 people are coming 6 of them are vegetarian 6 is when they are coming.
He was conserving bandwidth.
6 people coming at 6 pm none are veg. That’s my guess.
once upon a time, cost of text(telegram) was calculated per character
Wait do you mean the husband is likely 100+y old?
might be…
It’s fine, we’ll get to the bottom of this in at least 14 more texts.
she said “couple of questions” but she asked 3. So the last one doesn’t count. Also, she married him, pretty sure this isn’t a new trait of him
“Couple of” colloquially means “a small number of”. She married him and is now poking mild fun at him, not threatening divorce.
I’m husband, can confirm
















