First of all, giving me a recipe book is like giving Ikea assembly instructions to a chimp. Second of all, if someone offers me a discount that makes me less likely to want to buy from them. Why? Because that means they knew all along they would still be able to make a profit even from a lower price. So why did they not have that lower price as the default price in the first place? Why did they try to scam me by overpricing at first only to later offer this so-called “discount” which is really just what the price should have been all along? Never trust people who try to haggle or offer discounts. They are trying to pull one over on you.
Spoiler
In case this wasn’t clear from the absurdity of what i just wrote, this is a joke, lol.
Oh, I am confident that the DPRK recipe books are WAAAAY better than those pesky liberals in the West that have so complicated instructions.
If the store clerk heard you saying what you wrote after “Second of all”, she will gently smile and say: “Oh I know what will be preferable souvenir for you dear customer”. Let me show something a connoisseur will deeply love. BEHOLD!
You will even feel amazed that you find a book that is translated to your language of preference!
First of all, giving me a recipe book is like giving Ikea assembly instructions to a chimp. Second of all, if someone offers me a discount that makes me less likely to want to buy from them. Why? Because that means they knew all along they would still be able to make a profit even from a lower price. So why did they not have that lower price as the default price in the first place? Why did they try to scam me by overpricing at first only to later offer this so-called “discount” which is really just what the price should have been all along? Never trust people who try to haggle or offer discounts. They are trying to pull one over on you.
Spoiler
In case this wasn’t clear from the absurdity of what i just wrote, this is a joke, lol.
Oh, I am confident that the DPRK recipe books are WAAAAY better than those pesky liberals in the West that have so complicated instructions.
If the store clerk heard you saying what you wrote after “Second of all”, she will gently smile and say: “Oh I know what will be preferable souvenir for you dear customer”. Let me show something a connoisseur will deeply love. BEHOLD!
You will even feel amazed that you find a book that is translated to your language of preference!
😍 Now you have my attention!