A Futurism article about “AI bros are having a meltdown because the Associated Press stylebook clarifies that AIs don’t have feelings” featured this guy’s tweets in the first sentence. Turns out he was talking about dogs instead of AI.
For some reason I can’t stop laughing about this.


But what do you mean? My wife also shits all over herself when you ask her about whether there’s a seahorse emoji.
You know the Futurama “The Beast With a Billion Backs” movie? Just replace the humans with AI bros and Yivo with their Grok wives. But instead of being quite godlike and people seem to have some actual love on the table, it’s Bonzi Buddy on steroid.
I never thought that AI bros were kinky like that, to be in Mr. Musk’s turbo calculator’s harem. It seems fitting though.