Clearly because you do it so well! Wouldn’t want you to lose that skill!
It’s all that practice getting flax in runescape…
The adult version must have slipped my notice 🤣
If you weren’t sexting in your RS2 dm’s, were you even online in the early 2000s??
Why Miss, I’ve always been the perfect gentleman 😈. Compuserve chat would like a word 😂🤣
A colleague has a collection of what they’ve put forward as the first internet smut; punch card stack transcriptions of some truly raunchy bodice-rippers. Back when getting frisky online required a steady hand and an awl to make sure there were no errors…
I love what you’ve done with the outfit and color pallete of the photo, and naturally the subject matter at hand! Killer work 🤤👍
Ohhhhh THANK YOU, you win a prize for saying that - I spent SO LONG fixing the exposure (rimshot) and messing with the coloring on this one it’s super validating someone noticed!
(Today’s prize is one from the archive featuring my messy closet and a comically huge dildo, all the other photos from the OP quick little shoot are unsalvageable)
I had picked up my camera again after a few years and was thumbing through old photos with half of them being overexposed, i getter struggle lol
A guy can get used to prizes like that though goddamn
Yeahh, I usually used to just shoot in RAW and trust in the powers of Lightroom to fix my exposure in post. Alas, a luxury I no longer have shooting primarily with a phone, though in this case the issue was that some dumbass thought it would be a good idea to try and sit on the lens (it could have been so good) and the lenses got all smeary…
Well for what its worth if you asked to shoot in RAW I’d be all on board
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It’d be a shame if you parked that right on my face…
Just so long as you don’t suffocate before I can mention how much I enjoyed your username ❤️
Drops pants - “Excuse me….”
Oh, well played. Somehow I did not see this one coming.
Struggles to find another witty retort “That’s what she said!”
Maybe your lost witty retort and that guy’s penis are both under those bushes! Come on lets look together, it’ll be an adventure!
Ooh! I love a good adventure!
“I seem to have misplaced my erection. May you help me find it?”
I’ll check under those bushes!
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Posted that one just for you guys, though it is a sensory nightmare so don’t expect more shots with it anytime soon lol. Too autistic for this fuzzy pussy nonsense…
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It’d be a funny ol’ world, and all that. Personally I find it akin to growing your own shirt tags, but I’m glad that’s not a universal interpretation!
Ms, it seems that you’ve toppled all of the shelves. Please bend over and pick each one up while you receive your corporal punishment, and please remember that this is a library, any outbursts will lead to further… punishment
… This library sounds like a deathtrap in an earthquake. A sexy, sexy deathtrap.
Your ass is a magnitude 8 sexy deathtrap, and I’d love to have my tongue along the fault line.
Wanna split the earth with me?
It’s National Lotion Day. Everyone is extremely slippery
This seems like a public health hazard. Whatever happened to the safe, wholesome holidays like national “make quiche for a slut” day?
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I made it up, I just really want quiche.Everyone was fucking the quiches. Thats what happened. Quite a loss to our holiday calendar
Sung to the tune of “Kung Fu Fighting”
Hahahaha. It actually works pretty well.
I made that comment moments after waking up and I was briefly so confused by your reply because I have -no memory- of saying that lmao. The powers of sleep Somnilemmyoquy!
lol! You seem to be hilarious when you’re partially awake. A new skill discovered. Maybe you can take some ambien and start a stand up routine.
I am not on speaking terms with the ambien walrus after the “Scrabble: The Musical” incident.
I do not like the horny gnome. I do not like him, cows-that-roam. ❤️
don’t let yourself be put off by the gnome of wonderment and advantageous viewing angles
I would be more likely to drop something and kneel down to get it myself.
Also a weirdly common option. Maybe that National Lotion Day thing was a bad idea…
I’d have a heart attack… I might still from seeing this not in real life
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