SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square117fedilink
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minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up104arrow-down1·10 months agoYeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don’t accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up55·10 months ago12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoAmateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·10 months agoThere are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoStop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
minus-squareCheems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoThat’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
minus-squareQuantumStorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoThey may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
minus-squareFishbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoI feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.
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Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don’t accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.
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12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
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They’re not drop bears!
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Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
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That’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
They may be, but it’s still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
I feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.