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salty_chief@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

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salty_chief@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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  • Allero@lemmy.today
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    Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you’re essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.

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      Umm, reverse homo, so super straight actually.

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        Sucking dick is then always hetero, because it goes in on the other side, so kinda reversed too?

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          Sucking dick is always okay

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            Can you imagine if they homies weren’t cool with a little BJ now and again?!

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      Wiping your ass is especially gay

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        I read a story where a guy didnt wipe ass cause it makes you gay. He let it dry out and “handle itself”. I was really hoping he was pro-bidet…

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          That makes my ass itch just reading it

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