• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Homie could you imagine Amish Guerrilla Warfare? Those dudes are so down to earth you’d think it was straight up the earth that attacked you. They dont even need GPS to know where they are. Mormons are gonna need some huge advantage other than their thug stratagem to beat the Amish Will.

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      Quite honestly, I think the Amish would find a lot of collaborators. As a former Mormon, I’d be happy to help the Amish out in some way.

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      Amish guerilla agents coming out of literally every tree, bush, patch of vegetation imaginable

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      Images going to bed in an Mormon military base and waking up that, surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

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        …surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

        Just a modest shed, really…

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      They dont even need GPS to know where they are.

      Inhales

      The Amish knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater)…