Blackmist@feddit.uk to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoRepublicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trumpwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up1763arrow-down126
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minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-25 months agoif straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠 just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “[bleep]?” “correct thank you ma’am have a nice day” “dyke?” “correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months ago“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “A levee??” “… touchè”
if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠
just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“[bleep]?”
“correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”
“dyke?”
“correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“A levee??”
“… touchè”