My first pineapple fruited about 18 months ago, and then grew 5 pups? Storks? I was expecting 2-3 from what I read so I was pretty excited.

I also planted 3 more between 9-12 months, so was hoping something would grow this summer (Australia) but might have to wait for next year. I haven’t seen any signs of fruiting yet.

The batons also fire bullets. In fact, the pepper spray and taser fire bullets too.

Well, it would serve their interests just fine.

The funnest prison on Earth!

Pretty sure he’d burn up if he crossed the threshold inside a church.

But I don’t feel any joy! So why should others!

/s

Everyone knows non-equilateral triangles aren’t real triangles.

Get out there people and spread the good word!

“Have you heard about our saviour Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world.”

All she wanted was a simple lynching of some “undesirables” by other people and no repercussions for herself.

Is that too much to ask?

/s

Well it’s not fair that she should have to suffer consequences for her own actions.

/s

Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.

Sure, but how bad is their breath?

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

This is such a weird thing to think about being Australian, where you can go to almost any local school to vote.

But you can still have you vote outside of the area you live in from basically any other polling place in the country (if it is a federal election). And the same can be said for state and local, go to the closest open polling to you, let them know you’re out of district and they point you to the correct line, done.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

Didn’t you read what they did!!!

They walked on someone’s property to try and talk to them!!

And you think this ADULT MAN would just roll over and take that!

/s

It’s totally true though! At one of his recorded speeches he said that exact thing! And wouldn’t you know it, when he got back home and turned the TV on, he watched some Cheeto looking old man say the same thing he’d said just a little earlier!

Coincidence? I think not!!

/s

If there are sub-minimum wages, wouldn’t they be the minimum wage?