Bro really said “Yoink”
I see it more like this:
You met a fae
When your pharmacist is even more of a fairy than you are, LOL!
Is it cool to say that? I always thought that was a pejorative term.
I was a little nervous to make that joke, not gonna lie, but I gambled that folks would realize I was just punning about fae stealing a feminine person’s name and not trying to be mean.
That’s some chaotic good fae magic happening.
Literally stole the name, but only because you wanted it gone XD
Dude went dumpster diving for a name. It’s not theft if they’re throwing it away. One woman’s trash is another man’s treasure.
Stealing someone’s name, even a deadname? Is your pharmacist Yubaba from Spirited Away?
Extra lols if he took their last name too
This would be a remarkable cover for straight up identity theft.
