• MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Apple Starts Getting Customers Used to the Idea of $2,000 iPhones

    To help pay for that gold statue pledge of fealty to fascist Donald Trump.

    iPhone = naziPhone

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      28 days ago

      Anything running Android is running NaziOS. GrapheneOS? That’s NaziLiteOS. Running Chrome or chromium based browser? NaziBrowser.

      So basically if you’re not running Linux on your phone and your computer, you’re a Nazi.

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        Anything running Android is running NaziOS. GrapheneOS? That’s NaziLiteOS. Running Chrome or chromium based browser? NaziBrowser. So basically if you’re not running Linux on your phone and your computer, you’re a Nazi.

        Possibly.

        But Tim Fuckface did in fact pay tribute to fascist Donald Trump with a fucking gold statue. So iPhones are Definitely naziPhones.

        Linux phone? Yes please!

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          27 days ago

          Well, you’re not wrong, but technically Android is based on a modified Linux kernel.

          Most mobile users value that their phones ‘just work’ without the need for the kind of constant configuration and command-line management that, no matter the Linux distribution, eventually becomes unavoidable.

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    28 days ago

    Proper headline: “Citizens Start Familiarizing Apple With Being a Failed Business”