Please allow me introduce you to The Most powerful Army in Russia.

Tell your mother I said hi

Rush B

Smile for the drone!

Congratulations! You’re our 1,000,000th casualty!

get rekt n00b

“What is he writing? Wrong answers only.”

“insert coin to continue”

Cyka blyat

“Get out of here, Stalker”

Hey, how you doing lil’ mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya something that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it’s soft?
Nah, I’m just playing less you say I can
And I’m known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth don’t get fed
So, I don’t mind askin’ for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
You can start using your head
You like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck
Toot it up, slapping ass, gurl the sex get rough
Switch position and let the dick get down to business
So you can see what you been missing
You might had some, but you never had none like this
Just wait till you see my dick (Ooh)
Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
Wait till you see my dick
Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
I’m a beat that pussy up
Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
Wait till you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
I’m a beat that pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up (Ooh)

“You just lost the game.”

“Merry Xmas Vova”