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minus-squareadavis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 个月前Hippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.
minus-squareMonument@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 个月前That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke. Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.
minus-squareeyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 个月前It’s important for their mental enrichment.
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 个月前You joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin. /r/JustLikeUs
Hippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.
That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke.
Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.
It’s important for their mental enrichment.
You joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin.
/r/JustLikeUs