Do these guys ever cease to be assholes?
Moo Dang is pretty cute.
More like Poo Dang
Oh snap!
Moo deng probably gonna grow up and murder several people
Pygmy hippo, not as big
What a bunch of lazy assholes. They could just as easily walk up on land and poop there. Do they like to stew in their own feces?
AFAIK they purposefully poop in the water to hide there. So yes, they “like” it.
If I got my division order right, that’s about 5 lbs of shit per hippo per day (19841 % 4000). That’s probably a lot more than I shit each day.
“probably”
Depends how strong the espresso was. 😅
Underwater chem trails
But I bet their poop is great for growing the grasses they eat. It’s probably also really good for tourists, who it seems to attract and that they also eat.
Hippos are herbivores. They only kill tourists for fun.
That’s ridiculous and was clearly shown to be false by my joke.
Obviously, hippos evolved so their poop was irresistible to tourists. This is something my joke mentions to explain why hippos are always attacking tourists.
It’s important for their mental enrichment.
You joke, but some animals are psychopaths. I remember a news years ago of a seal raping a penguin.
/r/JustLikeUs
Truly the most dangerous species on earth! 🌎
Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS
