Adolf Hilterman
Ching Chong
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
“Sir” is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
Thank you. That kicked out “My Shirona” whenever I read the name.
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Giovanni Espresso
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
Shawn White
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Yup
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
User name does not check out.
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
Or, you know some other gay shit
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What’s your point?
You know what my point is, but since you’re pretending, I’ll pretend too: gay isn’t a pejorative.
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
François LaGrenouille
