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minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·28 days agoWhy wouldn’t I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don’t poop or something? How embarrassing for you 🫢
minus-square☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·28 days agoI suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·28 days agoNo, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets. You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.
minus-square☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·28 days agoYet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you’re actually clever. 😂
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 days agoYou make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply. I’m not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷
Why wouldn’t I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don’t poop or something?
How embarrassing for you 🫢
I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.
No, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets.
You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.
Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you’re actually clever. 😂
You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.
I’m not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷