• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    28 days ago

    Why wouldn’t I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don’t poop or something?

    How embarrassing for you 🫢

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        28 days ago

        No, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets.

        You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.

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            26 days ago

            You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

            I’m not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷