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minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105arrow-down1·edit-220 days agoI’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·20 days agoI’m a Google Beta. I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.
minus-squareIf_Its_Kitsch_I_Sits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·20 days agoDon’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·20 days agoJust try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.
minus-squareRobust Mirror@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 days agoThey’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 days agoI was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.
minus-squarepancake@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 days agoI’m a beta-lactam antibiotic. Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 days agoAnd not suitable for public release, obviously
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 days agoLimited release to the world.
I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.
I’m a Google Beta.
I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.
Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”
Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.
They’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.
I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.
I’m a beta-lactam antibiotic.
Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.
Damn, too early of a release eh?
And not suitable for public release, obviously
I also have a memory leak.
Limited release to the world.