The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down18
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imageWhy did we stop doing this?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square102fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThere might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoUnfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
There might be something to that… Is it illegal to forge a doctor’s note? If so, you’ll just need to keep a doctor on retainer.
Unfortunately it’s perjury. All places of employment are considered to be courtroom proceedings per the Honesty Expansion Act of 2021
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