See a doctor
Nah, just needs a gold needle.
(Final Fantasy reference)
Large ass penis about the size of a tiny ass penis
Ass penis?
See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
I’ll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
How does it taste?
I can’t remember, I was stoned at the time.
And you brought it home for a reason
It’s a penis rock.
What more reason is needed?
Don’t act so high and mighty
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-…-ITS GOT BALLS-…corvid.jay.jpg
Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That’s what my gym teacher says, at least
DIY was never so sexy!!
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
That’s not fun at all.
Mildy pizza-cutter
Penis? No, it’s a, a bicep…
Ancient dildo
Let me know if your mom wants it back
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
Do it.
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
