You forget who they ran for president, I mean to be fair I’m sure he forgot as well.

A better headline “Slim differences in majority of house and senate”

Oh Joey, Cue laugh track and 🤮

If they only would lean more conservative 😂

Fuck those earlier years were so special, unlimited power and knowledge.

Worth a try since the Democrats are worthless spineless losers anyway.

Got to get up early to fool me Morty.

aSsANgAe oN tHe oHeR HanD

Did you see that Bill Burr bit on older lesbians?

Stop my dick can only get so hard, you trying to make me excited to vote for Democrats?

Omg yes, a worthy pardon.

Do you know any married people?

Lol exactly

Bernie is 83 years old. Nobody is coming to save you. Prepare to be on your own from here on out.

You happily married?

Personally I prefer Thailand to ban straight marriage.

Bernie is finally too old. Nobody is coming to save you.

Ain’t gonna be no place sun not burn n ocean boil mr. double dragon I reckon

Nice fantasy, the climate of earth will be uninhabitable for human life and I think that will be just neat.

So what, jam it down their throats like the god damn McDonalds.