I am a healthcare worker and I live in a red state. Today I tried to get my COVID vaccine and I was told I was not eligible.
I was shown a list of qualifying conditions and one of them is mental disorder.
I told the pharmacist that I am crazy; therefore, I am eligible for thhttps://www.cdc.gov/covid/index.htmle vaccine.
I’m overweight. Who knew being a fat guy had its perks?
Oh Homer did
… I mean, in addition to being harder to kidnap, right?
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