Some women have no self respect.
This is one immigrant who is taking public handouts and having too many kids
Musk has to have a breeding kink 🤢
Hasn’t he pretty much said as much?
I don’t pay attention to what that man says.
Not to defend Elmo but I feel like that’s a fairly normal thing for most species? If our ancestors didn’t have a breeding kink we wouldn’t be here.
On an unrelated note: a lot of medieval rulers and nobles died, because their own family members and many children tried to get rid of them for a more favorable inheritance and more power.
TF is wrong with these women.
E: they all hoping their musk bastards will have a shot at competing for the king’s empire once he’s gone?
Gross. Just gross.
Christians are OK with this man leading the country? /s
This guy has no concept of contraception or parenthood
They need to put out an advisory to stop breeding with that man.
“Author”?
That’s your description of this fucking ghoul, from all the words to use?
A person who was fucking let go from TP USA for being too big of a piece of shit? Do you realize how outrageous that statement is?
Author? Holy shit.
Was about to ask in amazement who would still be fucking this man, but sounds like they’re great for each other.
Also, probably nobody is fucking him…
His kids arrive through IVF and surrogacy. I imagine half because he’s actually a nazi and wants the electronics angle of having a child selected for traits to start his own little master race of people who jump up and try to make an X with their word bodies… And half because he probably has weird genitals and has probably only ever actually been physically sexual with his own mom (if his dad is any indication of how that family works, plus his weird public relationship with his Nazi hunger games mom).
I have never heard of her, though if asked to guess what someone with a name like hers is known for, I’d have guessed porn.
In a way, I’m sure this was that with less distribution.
- Likely a legal agreement in place prior
- Other people likely in the room
- Compensated directly for her sex work
- Likely filmed as a loyalty test with video held by perpetuator as kompromat (see nxium)
Also imagine he puts chips in all the kids heads that can be remotely detonated so that the mothers stay loyal and humiliate themselves publicly through tweeting perpetually (see grimes).
Because otherwise they are just broken, depraved villians complicit for the “fun” of it.
Disgusting. Does he pay these people or what?
He has 13 children from four different women. I really wonder if they’re all insane or just hoping for some of his wealth in the future, because why do they keep having more children with him?
It’s the wealth thing.
I read an interview with his first wife, and she says when they got married he was a bit weird but seemed charming and pretty considerate. But as they got into their marriage, he became more of an arsehole. So essentially she was hoodwinked by him.
But that was his first wife. I suspect his later wives knew what they were getting into.
Yeah, yeah that tracks.
Look, he’s deplorable, but he’s the richest man in the world. Many of these women likely see that as a safety net, even if it’s a gross one.
Not everyone has standards.
Not everyone has
standardsthe same choices and history.
Yes
What a shameful and un-Christian lifestyle… /s
No central wife figure, no central mother figure: only concubines in the compound.
Are we worried about Christianity now? I don’t really know what Elon claims to believe
No actual worries, I just see a great irony where he’s trying to paint himself as conservative & Republican while being the only one not parading his current wife around, and just adding women to his breeding compound. Added /s.
She also publish religious children books. Most of which looks like furry art.
He believes in a god, but unfortunately he thinks he is it.
Dear Onion,
Please write a story about Elons fertility clinic shadow ownership in the missing financial declarations before it comes out for real.
Thanks,
Lemmy
Elon Musk’s Secret Fertility Clinic: The Billionaire’s Most Personal Investment Yet
SILICON VALLEY, CA – In what may be his most ambitious venture to date, leaked financial records suggest Elon Musk has been secretly bankrolling Vitality Genesis, a high-tech fertility clinic operating under multiple shell companies. The revelations, which have mysteriously been omitted from Musk’s financial disclosures, raise questions about the billionaire’s long-standing interest in “solving the population crisis”—and his increasingly hands-on approach.
A Billionaire’s Most Personal Investment
Vitality Genesis, a fertility clinic network with locations in Texas, Florida, and the United Arab Emirates, touts its mission as “ensuring the survival of humanity through strategic genetic expansion.” The company’s promotional materials make vague references to “advanced donor programs” and “next-gen reproductive technologies,” but what really caught investigators’ attention was its shadowy corporate ownership, traced back to a Delaware LLC named MarsBorn Holdings—which just happens to be headquartered one floor below SpaceX’s legal department.
Though Musk has long encouraged high birth rates (once tweeting “Civilization will collapse if people stop having kids” at 3 a.m.), this appears to be the first time he has taken direct action—other than personally fathering at least 12 known children.
Financial Declarations and the Vanishing Paper Trail
Despite its multimillion-dollar revenue stream, Vitality Genesis has been conspicuously absent from Musk’s SEC filings, leading financial watchdogs to suspect deliberate concealment. Experts note that while Musk disclosed his Twitter/X acquisition and Tesla stock sales, his fertility empire has remained hidden—likely buried under the same corporate labyrinth he uses to dodge tax burdens and child support payments.
“It’s quite odd,” said forensic accountant Julia Mahoney. “We’re seeing payments routed through subsidiaries with vague names like XLife Longevity and ExoWomb Research, and yet, when you track them back, they lead straight to Musk’s personal banking network.”
The deception deepens with the discovery that Neuralink researchers have been consulting on a “NeuroOptimized Gestation” program—a development that some speculate could involve attempts at creating “AI-assisted fetuses” or “hyper-intelligent embryos.”
The Alleged “Musk Lineage Initiative”
Adding fuel to the controversy, leaked company emails reference a mysterious “MLI” program. One insider, who spoke under condition of anonymity, described it as “a genetic preservation project focused on ensuring Musk’s superior cognitive and entrepreneurial traits are propagated at scale.”
“The goal is simple,” the whistleblower claimed. “The Earth—and eventually Mars—needs more Musks.”
When pressed for comment, Musk cryptically tweeted “Doing my part. U should too. #TechnokingDNA” before deleting the post five minutes later.
What Happens Next?
If the missing financial disclosures are officially uncovered, Musk may face SEC scrutiny, congressional hearings, or—at worst—having to acknowledge more children. Legal experts suggest he could attempt to dismiss the controversy as a “woke attack on human expansion” or rebrand it as a public service project aimed at repopulating declining birthrate nations.
Regardless of the outcome, one thing is certain: Musk’s obsession with humanity’s future extends far beyond Mars—it’s deeply personal, deeply weird, and very, very real.
By ChatGPT
Please put “By ChatGPT” first next time so I don’t waste my time reading slop.
I ask the media to give me privacy… Post information on mass media. Donk.
she does not want media she is after $$Ms in child support. but who is the child with right now?
I have not previously disclosed this to protect our child’s privacy and safety, but in recent days it has become clear that tabloid media intends to do so
Yeah, five months passed without anyone in the media caring about her or this baby. She got impatient and wanted to yell it from the rooftops whole blaming the media for the attention seeking behavior.
Sorry to hear that.
