Was this her going on about how groundbreaking it is that she’s using gasp brown mascara??? She babbles on about the most ridiculous and irrelevant things. Like who gives a shit. She’s clearly done for because she has NOTHING to talk about so she just chooses some boring topic and goes on about it for multiple stories.
And now today she’s chosen to babble on about Sharknado. I can’t believe people follow this person lol.
And comparing it to….hesitating to post something to socials. “What are you sitting on”? No, the rest of us are not even worrying about what we post onto social media. Ever. Your reality isn’t real. And the fake dramatics like this is really something we should all be thinking about. We could all be on the cusp of having a viral video you guys! Go for it! She sounded like someone on the stage of an MLM conference.
She definitely stole that analogy from someone. I can’t deny, it definitely sums her up. Absolute shit content with a completely fake made up storyline and somehow still has a cult following just like the movie.
It’s so blurry and low quality lmfaooooo 💀. How she thinks this is excusable in 2025’s age of technology is so embarrassing
You nailed it! I was rolling my eyes so hard. She is so superficial. The biggest thing in her life is changing up her makeup. She she spend a little more time working on what’s going on within.
Her career is dead. She knows it too. Her posts prove it.
Poor kid. I am all for teaching children to love and respect animals but this poor kid has no real life friends her age. Her entire life is a Disney movie thanks to these two lazy idiots.
The fact every morning is wake up and watch another movie or videos on YouTube when she should be going to preschool/daycare to interact with other kids instead of staring at a screen. Like she spends so much of her day just watching a screen, her parents are truly failing her.
The only “friends” she has are her moms influencer friends kids and even that is just transactional for both parents involved. They both get a cute video for content here and there of their kids interacting and they don’t see each other again for MONTHS. While L then proceeds to talk to a cat or shadows on the wall or a made up animal in her hand. Very very sad.
🐦 if you are reading this (and it seems like you are) take your child on a play date or to the park and film it so we know this child is getting some kid friendly activities. Sign her up for a sport or camp or art class over the summer. Take her to the library. Practice her letters and sounds with her. Teach her how to swim or ride a bike to the best of her ability.
She goes on and on about not being able to “afford” putting her older kids in anything when they were younger. How one had to “sell” art to be able to do gymnastics. Now she’s has all of the disposable income and won’t put L in anything. She’s not learned or grown as a parent. Shes so awful.
The library, bike riding and going to the park are all free! There’s no excuse. There was no excuse even with her older kids, who despite not having enough money to do activities did seem to make it to Disney world! Glad to see 🍋 was filmed outside with other adults trying to swing a golf club that wasn’t the right size for her though.
If she’s really lucky she’ll get a trip to Market Fresh, Simply Wonderful or Homesense with a camera strapped to her forehead. It’s been too long.
Maybe a walk later with the camera attached to her as well!
This. Why is your kid watching YouTube of Disney rides first thing in the morning? Why is your 4 year old kid watching YouTube at all?
My child is also age 4 (a year older though, in JK). I’m very familiar with this age bracket. I can’t think of another kid that has been socialized like this. Sure, there are some Disney adults who share that passion with their young children. Of course, lots of kids like Disney characters and movies. But do they throw on YouTube to show other people riding rides at a theme park right before school? No! Like it so weird.
Please read to your child. She’ll be so behind when she gets to school. Does this kid know the alphabet and her sounds? Or is she going to get to school and just pretend to be Moana all day?
Right. Why does everything she does have to be Disney. It’s weird af
Are these people in constant Disney consumption and other extremely repetitive behavior so they can check out of reality or what?
The only thing birdbrain reads is instagram comments.
Not true l! She also likes to read American Eagle reviews to see if she is mentioned regarding those bloody jeans she doesn’t shut up about. Then she shares it to IG so everyone knows how awesome she is!
Brands are rushing to partner with this woman, who posts the same selfie in the same mirror and who lets people know about products at a store almost everyone shops at because she thinks it’s cute. It’s so embarrassing just typing it out.
Doesn’t seem like they are rushing anymore 🤞🏻. No free pant haul that she’ll never wear again from Old Navy. No fupa hanging out while she steps into the latest Reitmens collab. No Strawberry picking on the farm in Roots.
She seems to only have Knix, cat treats and affiliate links. I wonder what her big exciting things are?!
Don’t forget chickens lol
Where is that Bee knee tat?
This is riveting content! I’m sure she’s not missing Swim week at all
Posted this because she looked slim and to act like mother of the year, boring.
Any word on what was more important?
We have to stay tuned until next week - it was delayed a week (allegedly)
Teaching her daughter to find her reflection and pose… Cool
5 minutes later, probably: another selfie in a different room of the house. So riveting!!! No wonder thousands follow her everyday!!! 💀💀💀💀
My heart is broken for this poor sweet child. Literally just ASKED HER MOTHER if she could go to school!!! Birdshit open your god damn eyes! Your child is begging for interactions with kids her age 💔
This broke my heart too. She probably wonders why other kids are going to preschool or daycare etc and get to be with other kids while she spends the day inside with NK or looking at the tv. Birdie’s answer didn’t convince me that she’s even going to go in the fall. What a shame. They’re failing her and it’s pathetic. I swear Birdie has been waiting for a call for Lemon to model or act and the call hasn’t come but she can’t let go of the dream so she just keeps her at home anyways to make content and hope someone notices.
The other video of lemon looking at herself in the mirror and so obviously copying her mother was also VERY sad and disturbing. Her mother is teaching her that looking in the mirror all the time and making faces and moving your body into different positions is the most important thing. All this girl learns all day is looking at yourself in the mirror and looking at a TV. What a sad life.
The desperation to post her to the internet even when she can see her posing in the mirror and asking so excitedly to go to school is awful. Exposing your children’s vulnerabilities is one thing but letting the world see that your 4 year old is mimicking an InFluEnCeR 🥴 body check in the mirror is so very sad.
And the big sighs. … what was that?! Her mother’s reaction to her non filtered reflection??
Send this child to school in the fall OMG! I missed the story. But that ENRAGES me. This little girl very clearly needs to go to school for so many reasons - most importantly that she wants to!
Ok - also. I want to be very careful with this next comment. I remember 🐦 sharing personal medical information re: 🍋 a few years back, which is appalling that you would put that on the internet about your child. Anyway, the gist of it, without fully repeating it, is that the child had a delay in one area, such things are common in young children, and they were seeking early intervention. It seemed like appropriate steps were being taken (other than telling us all about it).
But I noticed she NEVER filmed L during this time period and only took still photos, which was so odd given her usual sharing habits. And, she only starting filming her again after it seemed like the issue was resolved.
Do you think maybe 🐦 is not sending L to JK because she doesn’t want anyone else to observe her child and/ or possibly tell her that the child needs more support etc.? Is she that sinister?
I thought about that and wonder the same thing. I suspect that she also doesn’t want 🍋 to be sick all the time and put a damper on her life/travel/opportunities. I think she also thinks that she’s a fucking celebrity and that 🍋 shouldn’t be in mainstream school (which has some degree of truth). At the end of the day 🍋 is sheltered and not thriving. Her parents can well afford to put her in a private school but they’re both literal idiots. I also agree with another member here that shitbird is likely holding out for a casting call for 🍋.
Crazy. Well she’s not a celebrity - many public schools in Toronto have actual celebrities children (children of raptors/nhl players, children of multimillionaire business heirs etc.) I’m sure no one would even recognize 🍋. Other than the people in the group, no one even knows who 🐦 is! :)
So what’s the plan? NanaK home school? I’m honestly so mad.
SO true! I didn’t even think about local NHL, NBA, business heirs etc.
I can’t imagine what excuse she could possibly have to not send her to jk.
Birds seemed hesitant to answer.
Her answer was very dismissive
Good luck with that!
Just like that BIG job she applied for months ago…
I’ve been wondering what happened to that BIG job
She should probably just pursue a cleaning company!
LoL
Is that UNDER the dresser? I guess hoarding is more hot girl shit?
The way she starts crying 😂 I can’t imagine how she would cope with any sort of real life problems.
It’s 2025 - who is telling us life is over as we age and change shape? No one, and anyone who is, is not worth anything. And Birdshit is one of those worthless people saying this crap as tho it’s true to make others feel small. Bird is the one chasing youth like it’s a trophy.
When she talks about these old lies it says a lot about her mental state or about the home she was raised in. Her beliefs or her messed up world view is just sad.
I’ve literally never heard or been made to feel like getting older means you’re not worthy. Who’s telling her this?! Her parents??
Like that reporter said…she monetizes insecurity that’s made up in her sick world.
Here whole schtick makes her look her age and older. Everything she talks about is in a past that many many have moved on from. She’s stuck and she sounds like an older lady saying all of those things. But she dug her own rut and digs her heels down even further when she lies. I wonder what Christian Birdie thinks of today’s Birdie. Because she’s the woman I’m sure she punched down on back then.
All of this. Gen Z isn’t obsessing over this shit and neither is Gen Alpha. Her BS couldn’t be more Gen X/Millennial if she tried (and most women in those gens have moved on from this crap as more important, meaningful and fulfilling priorities in life presented themselves).
Exactly!
She’s insane.
She’s 40. Her career is over. She needs to realize that. Influencer culture has moved away from whatever the hell it is she’s doing.
Lmfao who is she kidding?
Got this from a Reddit comment - who does she think she is fooling. Her wrist is gone. She is mental!!!
She needs help
Which page was this on?
This was from the Reddit snark page that is for her friend /fellow influencer AJC but is mainly used just to snark on Birdie
What’s the name of the page? Can’t find it and I prefer Reddit so would be nice to get in
Ariannachristiesnark
Couldn’t post this pic on the Reddit page but this photo looks so weird to me???
She’s really going on about being a Kn*x model, she’s gotta make sure we all know she’s still getting jobs lol. But she isn’t getting the job she really wants (SI model).
Being a Knix “model” in 2025 is the equivalent of being a Sears catalogue model in 1980
I’d still give the Sears girls more respect, they at least had modeling agents.
This comment is amazing 😂😂
Lmfao. Right!
She is also sucking in so hard that her shoulders are tensed right up to her ears lol
Very weird! Knix is all she’s got and I still think it looks like pitty photoshoots.
Ozempic got her this body and she’s so proud of it. She’ll never admit to it though as she still says she got lip filler 5 years ago…lmao.
Ok does anyone have insight on this? I’m confused. She looks thirty pounds heavier with a completely different body in the Iceland pics. In the latest Knix photo shoot she looks much thinner and that wouldn’t be a filter, right? So does she claim she lost weight or what’s the explanation?
I’m quite positive she’s never addressed it because she knows she’ll lose followers. She’s been lying, using filters all this time and pretending that her body “ebbs and flows” naturally (I’m sure it does but not to this degree).
That’s not a body to be proud of. She looks unpropotioned and demented. Kinda like a melted ice cream cone hahHa
She won’t have her ideal body without surgery and knows that (she also knows she can’t because she’s built her platform on “body positivity”).
She’s gon have that surgery eventually and claim it on some hypocrite bs and mental gymnastics to make it look like it was for some other reason than looks or that she was happy without it but bc xyz she had to have it and everyone’s supposed to praise her for it 🤦🏻♀️
That’s not going to work for her; it didn’t work for this other previously flat influencer who got breast implants and said they were for fun but she loved her body anyway. Ok why did you build an entire platform on “body positivity” then?
Yeah actually it would be great if she did it and in that way exposed herself to the rest of the followers who still think she’s somehow sincere and genuine in what she’s doing.
VERY melted.
Where did her Iceland ass go?
These were taken and posted by her weeks apart.
The MOST egregious example.
😂
Lmfao…a knix model…hahah No wonder SI doesn’t want her. Where is her ass?
She’s a period panty “model”. Someone call Anna Wintour, Vogue is missing out on the next great supermodel.
Just sitting in the driveway filming herself 🤡
She’s trying so hard and it’s just obviously embarrassing. All her reposts for SI and no one even gives a fuck. She’s done. She is losing her damn mind
Does SI follow her on Instagram?
SI swim does not follow Birdie.
That’s so funny… also so embarrassing since she acts like she’s an actual SI model
No clue. I’m blocked.
What an exciting Sunday
Tell 🐦 💩 to watch Straw on Netflix and then get back to the internet with her single mom sob story bullshit. She has no idea what some of us have gone through as an actual single mother, which she never was. Ever.
THIS!! I left my ex husband with my three kids, $67 in the bank, and a backpack of clothes and because I was depleted from 20 years of trauma, and too exhausted to fight anymore I let him keep the house, the truck and all the furniture. I had to start over with literally NOTHING while watching him continue to financially prosper, so she can fuck right off with her bullshit single mom sob story. She’s fucking insufferable.
She was NEVER a single mother. She was a woman who birthed children and wasn’t in a current relationship. FULL STOP
She never lived alone with her kids ever! She had her parents, then Shane moved in.
There’s the desperate and intentional pose again! I can spot it from a mile away as a recovered sick woman who used to do it myself
I can only imagine how annoyed the other Costco shoppers were with this little display.
I know I’d def give a dirty look lol
This is also such a boring basic shirt. Love the red and the maple leaf but who would think this sweatshirt is worthy of a picture and PSA??
lol seriously. She acts like she’s doing such a good deed putting this out there but you can prob get a sweater like this anywhere. It isn’t that special. Just something she’ll wear once and it’ll get thrown in a pile to never be seen again.
She can pretend…her candids show her real legs. This pic is so filtered you can’t even see the bee tattoo.
Ass scootched back to create thigh gap, chin up and tilted, 1/2 her body blocked by the sweater. We see what you’re doing, ma’am.
Head unpropotioned with rest of body lol
I CAN’T 🥴 the filler is SO abundant and heavy that it’s pulling!!!
But she only got it done 5 years ago and never again 🙄
Eeeew
OMG 🤣
How is she not SO BORED with her life?! I can’t imagine being so unambitious every single day
The sh!t that comes out of her mouth is beyond stupid. Sits in her car for 1/2 hr because “girlhood”
How this fool continues to have a platform is beyond me
She must of gotten her lips plumped up when she was off camera yesterday. Gotta get ready for her big opportunity this week!
Any clue what it is
Probably the same a the “big job” and “house guest”. Nothing
Doubling down on the fact that her last car picture was not current. See…I really do sit in my car even though I acted like it yesterday. “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”. I wonder what Evangelical Barbie would say about Bird Barbie?
She lies for no reason. She’s really fucking weird.
Lmfao…that bronzer on her nose is brutal!
Holy cow I was thinking the same thing 🤣
She’s fostering a high needs rescue puppy now? I guess this is her trying to get some eyes on her page.
She doesn’t even care for the dog she has now. How the hell was she approved for this?!?
I can’t believe they choose her of all people to do this. I’m sure there’s far more qualified people than her. She can’t even clean her home, unpack a suitcase or do laundry yet she’s a good candidate for fostering a special needs dog?? Give me a break.
It’s flawed though…like her … haha
She’s about to take her stans for a ride. Can you imagine all the correlations she will make berween this poor little dog and all her life events. SHE. MUST. EXPLOIT someone or something.
Screams desperate
She’ll do anything to get on TV.
It’s funny she will do anything to get on TV but looks nothing like she does when she is on TV.
If this is her way…then she’s more done than she knows haha. I love this for her.
I can just hear the conversation now. I’m sure she told them about her 2.5 mil “followers”. Do they have any fostering experience? The videos were so contrived. And the voices she uses to tell this poor pups story.