• Alternative_Case_878@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.” Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

    Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”

    Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”

    The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

    Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

    Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

    Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

    Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”

    This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

    Son: “Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”

    The mother hugs him affectionately and says, “You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your father!”

    • ShakaVirgo@alien.topBEnglish
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      11 months ago

      They were never going to do anything to him but rumors are he had to pay not sure how true it is. (I’m Colombian, family from medellin)

  • AxusNefexus@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Thank God his family is back safe, can’t even imagine myself in such a situation. I love my folks, hope nothing like this ever happens to me or anyone

  • faddypigeon@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Great news, Diaz showed some crazy character to play and score during this. Wish him, his dad and the rest of their family the best

  • oldgoldwolfy@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    So glad to hear it. I hope both him and his father and mother can recover well from this, it is a horribly traumatic situation and must have been the longest 12 days of their lives. So glad that his father made it through it.

  • Whatcrysis@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Trust the Daily Mail to have “RESCUED” in the headline. I guess “released” just doesn’t have the same sales impact. How anyone can trust a UK newspaper is beyond me.

  • eveel66@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Seriously fucked situation to be in. Much respect to Diaz. Hell of a player, and it’s a shame something like this had to happen.

    Glad it ended the way it did, all I kept thinking about when I first heard about it was Michael Jordan’s father… that “kidnapping” didn’t end so well.