If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I’d just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.
Older millennial nerd.
If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I’d just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.
I found the Butt-ler!
DON’T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE’S OUT OF CONTROL!
No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀
Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”
Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.
I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”
The Mask is sssssmokin’!
I prefer to hang out with my wang out.
Ahh, mammatus gigantus clouds.
I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.
“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin
Dude, at least tie some boats together in a line. I’d accept that as a train.
Got Astroneer on Steam Summer Sale. Super fun so far!
Brunswick is the capital of Maine? Who knew?
Google is clearly trying to confuse MAGAs and get them to vote for President Donald Duck.
My first thought was “a pair of what? Legs, wings, eyes, caterpillar tracks?”
I’d rather see a posting match over who can pay the most taxes.
Consensually, I hope.
My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”
Lemmyvores?