BewareOfIdiot

Okay Sir please calm down, we all know we can’t trust those “Doctors” and their “Medical Degrees”. It’s just hokus pokus, it’s not like there’s been decades upon decades of scientific testing and proving! You probably believe we landed on the moon too HAH! Space ain’t even real, like how would they even breath if there’s no air? #checkmate

Hol’ up

I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.

Yeah, and he won and went to deposit at a third bank, but then … Nah but it would’ve been most hilarious story if true

Now I’m wondering why I have pockets on MY clothes

People who sleep in their cars, engine running and parked in a garage, sleep like babies!

“HERE IS THE PLOT, ARE YOU LISTENING?!” - Story Yelling, probably

My dad said you should make “one dick-girth worth of pasta” for one meal. Needless to say I always end up making to little pasta.

A Monty Python reference? In this economy???

Was there a valley at least?

That’s certainly an opinion

Yeah I genuinely don’t understand the hype. Maybe I’m just old and fully saturated with GTA already.

Don’t forget to raise your voice, get flustered, and start pointing out their character flaws irrelevant to the issue at hand

Rolling On The Floor Literally OverDosing?

Wait what? I’ve not heard about this

What’s going on? Why does it feel like every megacorporation have become completely openly anti-consumer? Yes, companies have always been shady and doing everything for profit, but at least they did it subtly and backtracked as soon as the backlash came. Now they’re just shamelessly force feeding us spyware and “digital-only licenses revokable at any time”.

Girls can be bros too <3

I can’t compete with you bro :(

So you’re the one hoggin’ all the girlfriends?

“Where are you going?” “oh I’m just going to pet the CEO and give her treats, brb”