Successful Total victory:
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Witches: Camila Mendes, Jessica Henwick, Maude Apatow, Daisy Ridley, Dua Lipa, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Aulii Cravalho, Laura Vandervoort, Riley Keough.
The Head Hour: Laura Vandervoort. The Titty Trial: Emmanuelle Chriqui. The Ass Adversity: Riley Keough.
The Rough Ride: Aulii Cravalho. The All Rounder: Camila Mendes.
The Coordinated Climax: Daisy Ridley and Maude Apatow.
The Creampie Challenge: Jessica Henwick and Dua Lipa.
Good Ending: DEFEATED THE ENEMY WITCHES!
Harem: Camila Mendes, Jessica Henwick, Maude Apatow, Daisy Ridley, Dua Lipa, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Aulii Cravalho, Laura Vandervoort, Riley Keough.



I was wondering what the reason was! I’m glad there’s a good reason for all the names because I’ve always felt that they’re all a good fit.
Venus would make more sense as “haephaestus/vulcan” IMO
“Ceres” the large-and-round asteroid doesn’t make much sense, because obviously no grain or agricultural stuff going on there. How about - “Persephone/Prosepina,” since it’s locked in the asteroid belt much like she was trapped in the underworld, and yet also has great potential to be a planet of its own.
EDIT: Apparently Ceres is a dwarf planet now, and Proserpina is an asteroid… i would rename that one though.
I think - given how many astronomical bodies there are - it might be a good idea, looking forward, to just label planets based on their proximity to their capital star. Boring answer, yes, but it’s the only thing I vibe with other than MVEMJSUNP
So:
OR
Earth should almost definitely be called Terra btw… in-line with the other Roman Gods.