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Cake day: January 9th, 2026

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  • Uranus was (…) named after the father of Saturn and the titans. I guess going from grandson to grandfather when going from Jupiter to Uranus?

    I was wondering what the reason was! I’m glad there’s a good reason for all the names because I’ve always felt that they’re all a good fit.

    • Venus would make more sense as “haephaestus/vulcan” IMO

    • “Ceres” the large-and-round asteroid doesn’t make much sense, because obviously no grain or agricultural stuff going on there. How about - “Persephone/Prosepina,” since it’s locked in the asteroid belt much like she was trapped in the underworld, and yet also has great potential to be a planet of its own.

    EDIT: Apparently Ceres is a dwarf planet now, and Proserpina is an asteroid… i would rename that one though.

    I think - given how many astronomical bodies there are - it might be a good idea, looking forward, to just label planets based on their proximity to their capital star. Boring answer, yes, but it’s the only thing I vibe with other than MVEMJSUNP

    So:

    • Sol 1 = Mercury
    • Sol 2 = Venus
    • Sol 3 = Earth

    OR

    • Rocky Sol
    • Acidy Sol
    • Earthy(?) Sol / Life Sol
    • Deserty Sol
    • Gassy Stormy Sol… oh wait they’re all gassy and stormy from this point onwards.

    Earth should almost definitely be called Terra btw… in-line with the other Roman Gods.


  • Successful Total victory:

    spoiler

    Witches: Camila Mendes, Jessica Henwick, Maude Apatow, Daisy Ridley, Dua Lipa, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Aulii Cravalho, Laura Vandervoort, Riley Keough.

    The Head Hour: Laura Vandervoort. The Titty Trial: Emmanuelle Chriqui. The Ass Adversity: Riley Keough.

    The Rough Ride: Aulii Cravalho. The All Rounder: Camila Mendes.

    The Coordinated Climax: Daisy Ridley and Maude Apatow.

    The Creampie Challenge: Jessica Henwick and Dua Lipa.

    Good Ending: DEFEATED THE ENEMY WITCHES!

    Harem: Camila Mendes, Jessica Henwick, Maude Apatow, Daisy Ridley, Dua Lipa, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Aulii Cravalho, Laura Vandervoort, Riley Keough.


  • Very intersting game. Pyrrhic victory for me:

    Witches: Elisha Cuthbert, Doutzen Kroes, Maude Apatow, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Sofia Vergara, Iggy Azalea, Aulii Cravalho, Lily Collins, Zoe Kravitz.

    The Head Hour: Emmanuelle Chriqui. The Titty Trial: Sofia Vergara. The Ass Adversity: Doutzen Kroes.

    The Rough Ride: Lily Collins. The All Rounder: Aulii Cravalho.

    The Coordinated Climax: Zoe Kravitz and Iggy Azalea.

    The Creampie Challenge: Elisha Cuthbert and Maude Apatow.

    Good Ending: DEFEATED THE ENEMY WITCHES!

    Harem: Lily Collins.

    Something very funny about being told i have a harem of beautiful women and then its just one 😂

    I did let my taste in woman influence my choices a lot. Going in for the rematch now!