Ejaculatory fluid. She declares that it’s not trash. She likes it. It’s fire.

If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you’re technically qualified for the HOV lane.

“Where do you go to school at?” Poor grammar too. Unacceptable behavior for any school administration. Out with him.

But I don’t want to be a dragon. I want to be a kitty cat whose most urgent task is seeking out all the warm spots to sleep in all day.

Be me, reading this on Wednesday

undermindes reminds me of Lourdes. Both have extra letters that don’t need to be there.

Every time I heard the band name “Daft Punk,” it meant nothing to me. Toward the end of their existence I finally put the name with the music and hot damn that’s good stuff.

Only if you have glorious hair & putting your titty cleavage on full display to compensate for the rat face.

Or a sign that says “No mice allowed.” So the mouse will be legally obligated to pack a bindle & move along.

OMG you made me audibly giggle

Yeah yeah I know, Lemmy is also full of all the logical, free-thinking, outspoken people who reddit wanted to silence.

Most people are here because we were perma-banned from reddit. So basically all the worst people from Reddit come here 😄

Cartoonist had to be OSHA compliant.

Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

I’ve never personally seen him IRL.

Isn’t it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you’re wearing thigh-high socks?

Damn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??

As an American with no social skills whatsoever, I get confused & annoyed when people offer me a beverage when I arrive at their house. Like why do they think I’m suddenly thirsty?

I see the problem here. Eggplants need water to survive. He’s clearly having a total breakdown due to his poor nutritional choices. Drink water.

I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.