If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you’re technically qualified for the HOV lane.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘God, you’re hot’ Tennessee school board member says to student during board meetingEnglish
9·18 hours ago“Where do you go to school at?” Poor grammar too. Unacceptable behavior for any school administration. Out with him.
But I don’t want to be a dragon. I want to be a kitty cat whose most urgent task is seeking out all the warm spots to sleep in all day.
Be me, reading this on Wednesday
undermindes reminds me of Lourdes. Both have extra letters that don’t need to be there.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a band or musician that you found out too late that they were actually really awesome?
5·18 hours agoEvery time I heard the band name “Daft Punk,” it meant nothing to me. Toward the end of their existence I finally put the name with the music and hot damn that’s good stuff.
Only if you have glorious hair & putting your titty cleavage on full display to compensate for the rat face.
Or a sign that says “No mice allowed.” So the mouse will be legally obligated to pack a bindle & move along.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the least logical thing you are afraid of?
2·1 day agoOMG you made me audibly giggle
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•The Lemmy userbase isn't much better than that of Reddit.English
2·1 day agoYeah yeah I know, Lemmy is also full of all the logical, free-thinking, outspoken people who reddit wanted to silence.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•The Lemmy userbase isn't much better than that of Reddit.English
136·3 days agoMost people are here because we were perma-banned from reddit. So basically all the worst people from Reddit come here 😄
Cartoonist had to be OSHA compliant.
Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Has Trump been seen in public in the last 48 hours?
24·3 days agoI’ve never personally seen him IRL.
Isn’t it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you’re wearing thigh-high socks?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•To those who grew up in religious schools, what's the craziest thing you remember a teacher telling you?
28·3 days agoDamn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??
As an American with no social skills whatsoever, I get confused & annoyed when people offer me a beverage when I arrive at their house. Like why do they think I’m suddenly thirsty?
I see the problem here. Eggplants need water to survive. He’s clearly having a total breakdown due to his poor nutritional choices. Drink water.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Thank you for your attention to this matter
4·1 day agoI’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.






Ejaculatory fluid. She declares that it’s not trash. She likes it. It’s fire.