? What?

Because he’s a special baby snowflake.

Well, I hope it works out for them.

Constantly. Sometimes they know about it, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes the deceit becomes the new truth and alters the course of the game.

I use inkarnate for my online games and it is dope. If you are at all into mapmaking, then I would recommend that you check it out.

Can’t somebody file a lawsuit to compel them to produce their representative?

What’s there to investigate? You can go watch them get murdered right now. It isn’t exactly a who-dunnit. Getting charges, on the other hand, is another kettle of wax to keep in the hand.

I wonder how long it will be before people start trying to use the Epstein Files as a defense in court. “Well, yes, your honor, I did murder that girl, but so did so-and-so, and they are walking around free as a bird!”

Don’t worry, I’m sure that not enacting any type of consequence will surely get them to see the error of their ways.

We keep ours at 80°F unless there is a breeze, in which case we just use our ceiling fans and open everything. It gets a little uncomfortable, but if we remember to stay hydrated and eat less, then it’s all good.

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

America is the dumbest fucking country.

I’m glad to see the rest of the world continuing to divest from the United States. Free market, babeeee!

I read that too. Good one.

I know. I’m just really into this dinosaur dragon bird type creature that looks actually like when discovery channel was doing that thing on what if raptors had feathers.

Brazil.

I’m so desensitized to porn that this does literally nothing. This was all it took in '77?

Oh fuck yeah. That movie was wild and Sir Patrick Stewart delivered a truly evil performance.