Justin Herbert and Trevor Lawrence make me want to not cut my hair for quite some time. Goddamnit their flow is top-notch.

Retired QBs: Brady, Brees, Big Ben

HoF maybes: Eli, Rivers, Ryan

Active players: Ayahuasca man and that 28-year-old dude in KC.

Canton is usually lenient with QBs.

Be a season MVP or have rings, and it helps to have some SB MVPs too.

Brady had both (3/7/5)

Brees (0/1/1)

Big Ben (0/2/0)

Eli (0/2/2)

Ryan (1/0/0, should have been 1/1, goddamnit)

Rodgers (4/1/1)

Mahomes (2/2/2)

PR17 has been a statistical anomaly. Maybe in 10 years, he’ll make it.

But they gotta induct first those who are eligible and worthy but haven’t been inducted for some reason.

He’s having clutch plays for the Steelers this season