Queue the “cry more” comments from the Newcastle fans who don’t have a valid response to criticism

Yea, you’re wildly over complicating this. Every grown adult who speaks English knows the definition of those words.

If it’s really that difficult for referees to interpret those rules, then I guess we need to make sure every VAR crew includes a linguist, a physio, and a physicist to make sure they can correctly judge these types of incidents. Throw a mathematician in there as well for good measure, just to make sure someone knows how lines work.

They’d still probably be shit.