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I ditched mine when I was I think 13. Rip fruitsalad01 lol

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

I’ll never forget being in Charleston SC and eating two hot dogs, one with chili and coleslaw and the other with like fucking eight ounces of Mac and cheese.

They were also called like the Aretha Franklin and Frankie Muniz or some shit it was absolutely wonderful shout-out perfectly franks lol

An old cellphone makes a decent one too. I heart VLC

Insert Ukrainian meme from like 3 years ago of “we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid”

Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

Unrelatable since I got a septum ring. Why so many boogies

Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

And yet another reason my wife should be supreme overlord of the world, I see

I have said more than once that international conflict needs to be resolved by more head of state on head of state boxing matches instead of ridiculous bombing campaigns that mostly kill civilians who, in my experience as one myself, have a near universal opinion of “basically all war is stupid”

Do I see Lieutenant Calley?

Do I see Captain Medina?

Do I see General Koster and all his crew?

I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!

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One time I was really high at an unfortunate time and the Gmail AI helped me with the time sensitive email my lawyer needed from me. Like, to actually sound like I speak English as a primary language and make the formatting cohesive instead of scattered.

That’s bout it tho lol

I get called unc on the regular for exactly this kinda shit I swear😭

It’s tough kid, but it’s life? Don’t forget to pack a wife?

I got a better idea for them😂

Ok hank schrader from the hit tv series breaking benjamin

Fair on yeh. I just had enough of an eyeful from that goddamn spray tan leaked photo.😭😐