Jesus is a vampire?

Didn’t the Parkland shooter go to McDonald’s after he did the school shooting?

I don’t get this one, why is he reading the dictionary in the last panel?

That’s what they do, they push stories of democrat boogie men to bury the story of their own.

Did some of these people get a new district in 2023? I know several of these people who have been in Congress longer than that.

It gives me Homer choking Bart vibes.

Well la de fricking da! We got ourselves an artist here.

When the Wienermobile was into goth.

I wonder if LTSC won’t have recall.

If you know that hurricanes come from warm waters and climate change has been making the water warmer, it makes sense why we’ve had back to back dangerous hurricanes. Climate change is completely false in MAGA world, but the amount and intensity of hurricanes has been increasing. So in MAGA world they need to answer why and they need to fill the climate change void. Since they are hitting red states in an election year, must be the Democrats controlling them.