My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it’s quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife’s ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Yeah, but is the function for 1 over odd numbers, or 1 over prime numbers …

I love donuts and I love Skyline Chili Dip, I do not like the idea of this.

I have been spouting mostly nonsense to my friends about NMS, but I truly think NMS has essentially turned into Light No Fire alpha testing. So much of the changes they have made lately really feel like they are trying to flesh out the “small scale” parts of the game, so they can be implemented in some fashion into LNF’s single planet gameplay.

School Bus: look at this cool hat I found

I was going to say, even if the bus was over the limit on weight for this thing it wouldn’t clear the roof, but then you said that at the end.

Something Awful

The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

The second wasn’t as good as the first, but it isn’t bad by any stretch

Shia LaBeouf

Solid base game, I should probably finish playing it instead of doing my normal of saving in front of the final boss and never playing again.

I used to work at Realpage, if they didn’t lay me off then it would probably be now.

I mean the saying is about monkeys and a chimp is an ape, so…

Based ENTIRELY on the first statement…

I once had an accident at work that resulted in having my thumb nail ripped off completely. In addition to a few other injuries which healed after a few months, it took nearly 6 months to regrow my nail. During which time I learned having a finger nail helps give your finger “meat” something to press against, instead of literally trying to pick something up essentially with your bone.

My Yahoo account has to be from at least 1999, I remember using it back in middle school.

Slutty AI Kamala is working for me